Bloody Sunday
When I walked into Carey's apartment I could see the phone cord disappearing into the stack of sofa cushions. The previous day we had buried his telephone in the middle of six cushions and then topped it off with a dining room chair to help stabilize things. The mound was the result of an experiment to see if we could deaden the sound of his phone which had been ringing almost non-stop for several days. Carey had tried to break things off with some girl after a brief fling but she was determined to get in the last word. She had Carey's phone number but thankfully did not know where he lived. Carey could have simply disconnected the phone but that wouldn't have been as interesting. The phone had continued to ring while we were constructing our cone of silence and I had asked Carey if I could give it a try. Carey said, "It's pointless. This girl can't take a hint. But sure, go ahead. Knock yourself out." I picked up the phon...