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Chopra, Rhymes With Oprah

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I was caught off guard the other day - Deepak Chopra sells vitamins?  The Chopra Market website that offers his 80 books also hawks an endless list of vitamins, colonics, massage oils, herbal teas and more.  How does his uncompromising message “You are what you think”, square up with a need for external supplements?  Evidently few others find this puzzling.  Paul Offit, in his book  Do You Believe in Magic? , states that Chopra’s business grosses over $20 million a year.  Chopra has accumulated immense wealth tapping into two unregulated industries (vitamins/supplements and self improvement) that together generate sales of $50 billion a year in the  USA . Chopra can thank Oprah for most of this.  After his first appearance on her show in 1993, his book  Ageless Body, Timeless Mind  sold 130,000 copies the following day.  Evidently the guests on Oprah’s show are either not vetted or the findings are ignored....

Grass Roots

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A nine-year-old boy was lying face down in the meadow.  He'd ridden that morning from Eagle Rock with his parents to Los Padres National Forest to see the wildflowers.  Los Padres borders the State's Central Valley which prior to being converted to farmland, was referred to as the "Serengetti of North America". An hour from home the boy began to catch sporadic glimpses out through the car window of bright patches that would appear at the base of the hills in the distance.  They eventually came off of the main highway and followed a two-lane road into the foothills, coming to a stop next to a blazing field of yellow that reached all the way to the horizon.   The boy had always lived in the city and was familiar only with the dull shades of green, gray and tan that cover the hills of Northeast Los Angeles year round.  He could tell the brilliant effect glowing in the meadow before him was temporary as nothing so intense could possibly be...

9/11

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On 9 / 11 , Jay was living in an RV in a CVS parking lot in NE LA .  He finished his 4 morning S ’s (shit, shave, shower and shine) when the first AM rad io reports came in over KNX 1070 . He listened for a while until 10:00 AM when it was time to go to work.  He locked up the RV and walked 4 blocks on N . Figueroa past Avenue 56 where Jay tended bar at a dive called Mr. T 's. On any other day he might not have bothered to look up at all but to day his eye s were fixed on a cloudless sky which see med unnaturall y emp ty .   Jay found himself searching o verhead for aircraft and realized the daily perpetual lineup of SST s heading in t o LAX had vanished. Jay had not served in the military and never i magined he would ever see the sky as a potential source of danger.      Mr. T 's interior was a de pressing eighty -year old ex -bowling all ey , windowless and strewn with wreckage and made the original Barney's Beanery look l...

Starry, Starry Night

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The Holy Family with St. Anne and St. Catherine oil on canvas by Jusepe De Ribera In episode #38 of the HBO series The Sopranos , Tony's wife, Carmela, walks into an exhibit at the Met on 5th Avenue with her daughter Meadow and is moved to tears by a painting done 400 years ago.  Mind you this is the same Carmela that is shown in an earlier episode expertly loading an AK-47 in front of an astonished family priest as she bolts from the house to check on a prowler.  The very same Carmela who finds her son Anthony smoking weed in the garage on the day of his confirmation and screams at him, "Is it so much to ask for you to be a good Catholic for fifteen fucking minutes!?"  The most startling thing about Carmela, or anyone for that matter, being so deeply  touched by a painting is the fact that it is considered unremarkable.  Why is it taken as commonplace, rather than a miracle,  that a static, man-made image composed of mere dabs of paint applied t...

The Broad

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My grandchildren's favorite thing about the new Broad Museum was the yet-to-be-mowed, lush grass outside.  The museum opened recently with the rolled sod as a last minute addition.  It won't remain lush for long; at least not with the summer coming on and after having had Noah and Amanda rip out a good share.  Having undergone a few hours confined inside the austere museum full of meaningless objects, they were as thrilled to discover the green patch as walking into Disneyland.   I shared in their relief having found the building's interior and the "art" quite disconcerting. How is it that the building plans were approved by the Fire Department with the only exit a lone staircase down from the main gallery on the third floor?   There wasn't a single work displayed that could take my mind off of the inevitable emergency that will unleash a  lethal stampede similar to the annual carnage at  the  Muslim Hajj in Saudi Arabia .   I can'...

Where Dreams Come True

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Image from penny4nasa,org As far as anyone knows, no one from Earth has ever stood on the dark side of the moon.  To date, the U.S. is the only country to have successfully put people onto the lunar surface but those landings were all made on the side of the moon that faces our planet.   The U.S. lunar landings resulted from a furious national scramble to catch up with the USSR who, early on, was way ahead of us in the space race.   Russia had thrown down the gauntlet in 1957 by launching Sputnik into orbit.   The beach ball-sized satellite circled the earth every 92 minutes until it fell from its orbit three months later, burning up in the Earth’s atmosphere.   This rattled everybody’s cage; creating an instant crisis for American politicians, scientists, our military and us plain folks.   I remember being on a camping trip near the Salton Sea , lying in my sleeping bag, looking up and watching Sputnik drift slowly across the night sky above. ...